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Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program ?
Consultant: Yes, that's correct.
Customer: No, what is it ?
Consultant: Yes.
Customer: So, which is the one ?
Consultant: No. 'which
' is used to find the program.
Customer: Stop this. Who are you ?
Consultant: Use 'who am i
' not 'who r yoo
'. You can also 'finger yoo
' to get information about yoo'.
Customer: All I want to know is what finds the revision code ?
Consultant: Use 'what
'.
Customer: That's what I am trying to find out. Isn't that true ?
Consultant: No. 'true
' gives you 0.
Customer: Which one ?
Consultant: 'true
' gives you 0. 'which programname
'.
Customer: Let's get back to my problem. What program? How do I find it?
Consultant: Type 'find / -name it -print
' to find 'it'. Type 'what program
' to get the revision code.
Customer: I want to find the revision code.
Consultant: You can't 'find revisioncode
', you must use 'what program
'.
Customer: Which command will do what I need?
Consultant: No. 'which command
' will find 'command'.
Customer: I think I understand. Let me write that.
Consultant: You can 'write that
' only if 'that' is a user on your system.
Customer: Write what?
Consultant: No. 'write that
'. 'what program
'.
Customer: Cut that out!
Consultant: Yes. those are valid files for 'cut
'. Don't forget the options.
Customer: Do you always do this ?
Consultant: 'du
' will give you disk usage.
Customer: HELP!
Consultant: 'help
' is only used for Source Code Control System (SCCS).
Customer: You make me angry.
Consultant: No, I don't 'make me
' angry but I did 'make programname
' when I was upset once.
Customer: I don't want to make trouble, so no more.
Consultant: No 'more
'? 'which
' will help you find 'more
'. Every system has 'more
'.
Customer: Nice help! I'm confused more now!
Consultant: Understand that since 'help
' is such a small program, it is better not to 'nice help
'. and 'more now
' is not allowed but 'at now
' is. Unless of course 'now' is a file name.
Customer: This is almost as confusing as my PC.
Consultant: I didn't know you needed help with 'pc
'. Let me get you to the Pascal Compiler team.
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